I need feminism because my friends are always pointing out girls wearing lots of makeup or with fake tan and calling them ‘fake’, ‘sluts’, ‘slags’, etc. it makes me sick but no matter how much I drop hints to them to stop, nothing works.
when i went to the movie theatre to see the avengers i don’t remember signing a contract giving up my sanity and my soul but apparently i did because there’s no other explanation for what’s happened since
chris:hey liam how's dating international superstar miley cyrus
liam:it's goin pretty good man, but i'm super busy working on the sequel to my worldwide book-to-movie phenomenon the hunger games
chris:oh yeah, isn't that with bombshell oscar nominee jennifer lawrence?
liam:yep. so what's new with you after starring as kirk's father in the reboot of star trek?
chris:oh, well, i made an indie movie with joss whedon, and then i became the god of thunder, kissed natalie portman, and now my most recent movie, the avengers, had the biggest box office opening of all time
liam:haha that's all?
chris:oh and i think i'm also in a movie with one of FHM's sexiest women, kristen stewart. i lose track of these things.
liam:cool man well, it was great catching up, I gotta go, gary oldman and harrison ford want to talk to me about the new movie we're doing together
chris:no prob, robert downey jr. and i have lunch plans ttyl