my thoughts at school
me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, i have all day
me: she’s a bitch
me: you need to go back to first grade
me: i’m hungry
me: you got some face on your make-up
me: why did you bring your designer bag to school
me: i’m tired
me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
me: fuck my life
normal people: so what we get drunk so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun we don't care who sees
me: so what we reblog so what we don't sleep we're running a blog we don't care who sees... unless you're from school then gtfo
snowingwhiteroses: pissed at men syndrome
can we talk about the hemsworth brothers
chris: hey liam how's dating international superstar miley cyrus
liam: it's goin pretty good man, but i'm super busy working on the sequel to my worldwide book-to-movie phenomenon the hunger games
chris: oh yeah, isn't that with bombshell oscar nominee jennifer lawrence?
liam: yep. so what's new with you after starring as kirk's father in the reboot of star trek?
chris: oh, well, i made an indie movie with joss whedon, and then i became the god of thunder, kissed natalie portman, and now my most recent movie, the avengers, had the biggest box office opening of all time
liam: haha that's all?
chris: oh and i think i'm also in a movie with one of FHM's sexiest women, kristen stewart. i lose track of these things.
liam: cool man well, it was great catching up, I gotta go, gary oldman and harrison ford want to talk to me about the new movie we're doing together
chris: no prob, robert downey jr. and i have lunch plans ttyl
liam: don't forget to call mom for mother's day