chris:hey liam how's dating international superstar miley cyrus
liam:it's goin pretty good man, but i'm super busy working on the sequel to my worldwide book-to-movie phenomenon the hunger games
chris:oh yeah, isn't that with bombshell oscar nominee jennifer lawrence?
liam:yep. so what's new with you after starring as kirk's father in the reboot of star trek?
chris:oh, well, i made an indie movie with joss whedon, and then i became the god of thunder, kissed natalie portman, and now my most recent movie, the avengers, had the biggest box office opening of all time
liam:haha that's all?
chris:oh and i think i'm also in a movie with one of FHM's sexiest women, kristen stewart. i lose track of these things.
liam:cool man well, it was great catching up, I gotta go, gary oldman and harrison ford want to talk to me about the new movie we're doing together
chris:no prob, robert downey jr. and i have lunch plans ttyl
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips’ red; If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask’d, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound; I grant I never saw a goddess go; My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.